Don’t trust your gut. It just lied to you again.

The phrase, “go with your gut” has taken on new importance in recent years as doctors, psychologists, and even adult movie stars* talk non-stop about gut health. According to them, your gut is responsible for your health, mood, and general well-being. And it also helps you make decisions. 
 
But stunning new counter-evidence unearthed by the Intergalactic Business Report may make you think twice about listening to your gut. In fact, “going with your gut” may be the last thing you do. Below we list the 7 most common pieces of bad advice your gut tells you.
 
 
YOUR GUT SAYS: “This fake Uber driver isn’t going to murder you, because I’ll protect you.”
 
YOUR GUT SAYS: “I grant you super powers to hang glide using your arms as wings.”
 
YOUR GUT SAYS: “Have some guts and don’t wear that condom.”
 
YOUR GUT SAYS: “Worshipping Satan is cool. Sign a contract in blood giving him your soul. Come on, do it.”
 
YOUR GUT SAYS: “If you just have this last drink, everyone will finally like you.”
 
YOUR GUT SAYS: “Eating a whole cake won’t make you fat. It’ll just make that cake gone.”
 
YOUR GUT SAYS: “That guy with the weird face tattoos should be your new boyfriend.”
 
*We assume.