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Four things you don’t know about your mom. By Flexrico Talon.

12/4/2019

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Do you wish you had a closer relationship with your mother? Maybe I can help. My name is Flexrico Talon.  The following are things you may not know about her that might help strengthen your bond. Read on. 
 
 

1. She told me that she’s super disappointed in you and that she sees me as her “real son.” Then she caught herself and said, “I mean, you’re like my real son if I had sex with my son all the time.” 

2. She can fit four Taco Bell hard shell tacos in her mouth and one of my penis all at the same time. 

3. When I stop by for a secret rendezvous at her house in the middle of the night, I park my car in her vagina, so that no one sees it on the street. 

​4. Your mom’s favorite color is “Just do me in the ass and stop asking dumb questions.” At least that’s what she told me when I asked her what her favorite color is.
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