You’re talking but no one’s listening. This isn’t just because what you have to share is unimportant and stupid—it’s because your conversation intro was so weak. When you say, “Hey, let me tell you something,” or, “I have something important to say,” people’s brains tune you out because they’ve probably heard you speak before and know it will be a waste of their time. But there is still hope of other humans making the mistake of opening their ears to you.
In a deep study on the psychological impact of words, the Intergalactic Business Report has generated the 5 phrases that the human brain will respond to immediately. Use these and watch ears perk up with interest. Then disappoint them with your follow up sentence.
PHRASE ONE: “I’ll suck your dick if you…”
PHRASE TWO: “I’ll pay you eight million four hundred and seventy-eight thousand dollars if you…”
PHRASE THREE: “I’ll wrestle you naked if you…”
PHRASE FOUR: “I’ll give you back your credit card if you…”
PHRASE FIVE: “I’ll pay off your student loans if you…”
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