Men who have cats are less dateable, according to a recent study. That sounded fishy to us so the Intergalactic Business Report commissioned its own study, which surveyed 8 million women to find what really turned them off. Cats didn’t even make the list.
Instead, 13 other things were found that made most men completely undateable. If you have any of these, get rid of them now. We list them below:
1. A third arm.
2. An exposed brain.
3. A dead grandmother in a wheelchair that travels with you everywhere.
4. A face tattoo that says, “Kill me twice.”
5. A Klingon mask.
6. A smaller man who rides in a saddle on your back and gives commands.
7. A dildo attached to your face.
8. A small trough around your neck that collects dropped food.
9. A spider that crawls out of your mouth when you start talking.
10. A trucker hat that says, “Small dick. Who cares?”
11. A booger gun.
12. Full armor.
13. A voice that sounds exactly like the woman’s mother.
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