“Monkey Shit Surprise” named worst drink for your body according to medical science.

Worst drink ever?

The Intergalactic Business Report asked scientists* what they considered the worst drink you could put in your body and we were surprised to learn it was the “Monkey Shit Surprise.” We highly recommend you DON’T drink one, even if it seems like a good idea at the time**.
 
Below, we give you the details of the drink.
 
 
MONKEY SHIT SURPRISE:
 
Two parts pure monkey shit.
One shot Aviation Gin. 
Splash of soda.
Surprise! You’re drinking monkey shit. 
 
 
*Some dudes at a bar.
**We tried one.

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