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Readers are pointing out things they’re sick of and you’ll totally agree.

10/19/2021

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Readers are angry. This week, the Intergalactic Business Report shares their comments when asked the question, “What really pisses you off about life?”
 
 
“When you have to call your doctor ‘Doctor,’ but he calls you by your first name.”
                    —Jeff Mansbury, Crete Station New York.
 
“When you create fire for the first time and everyone’s just standing there like ‘what the fuck is that?’”
                   —Ed Mountaineer, IBR writer.
 
“When restaurants want a tip for picking up carryout.”
                    —Brenda Entwhistle, Normandy Utah.
 
“When you dress up like a clown for a job interview and they’re like, ‘why are you dressed like that?’”
                    —Ed Mountaineer, IBR writer.
 
“When celebrities who live in huge mansions take up causes to help poor people.”
                      —Barry Sumner, Los Altos Creek, California.
 
“When you scream your order at the restaurant and the waiter’s like, ‘why are you screaming?’”
                      —Ed Mountaineer, IBR writer.
 
“When American companies use cheap foreign labor in sweatshops abroad.”
                       —Perry Clark-Winstead, Fornton New Jersey.
 
“When you enter a mall store and everyone’s like, ‘is that guy playing with himself in front of the Footlocker display?’”
                       —Ed Mountaineer, IBR writer.
 
“When people are fat and other people are starving.”
                        —Stella Peabody, Langstead Virginia.
 
“When you try to live in a tree and people are like, ‘why is that guy in my backyard playing with himself in my tree and trying to look in my window?’”
                        —Ed Mountaineer, IBR writer.
 
“When justice is reserved for the wealthy.”
                        —Patricia Moody, West Orange Georgia.
 
“When you forget where your penis is and you finally find it and everybody’s like, ‘why is that guy whacking off in front of that Footlocker display?’”
                        —Ed Mountaineer, IBR writer.
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