Science finally reveals the truth about people who wear funky socks.

We all know someone who stands out from the crowd by choosing to wear crazy-looking socks. He’ll show up to work, a barbecue, or the mall with a little added flair popping out of his shoes, as if to say, look at me. I’m different. I wear socks. And those socks have stuff on them that yours don’t.
 
But what does wearing funky socks really say about these people? A new psychological study commissioned by the Intergalactic Business Report reveals the number one reason people wear zany socks. The Answer is below.
 
 1. They’re assholes.