Scientific survey: The top 11 things women say are the biggest turnoffs in a partner.

Do you dress up like Darth? You may want to stop...

In its most extensive and far-reaching survey ever, the Intergalactic Business Report interviewed women to find out what their biggest turnoffs in a man are. Although a few survey participants listed things like “not offering to pay for dinner” and “not holding the door,” the vast majority named these eleven things over and over. We’ve listed them below.
 
 
The top eleven things women say are turnoffs in a partner.
 
 
1. He’s really into Darth Vader. But not just really into him. He’s really really into him. 

2. His penis is attached to his face. 

3. He openly admits to being a serial killer. 

4. He flings poo. 

5. He opens his mouth and flies come out. 
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6. He can’t go on a date unless you remove the roof of his house and use the “jaws of life” to extract him. 

7. He penis slaps instead of shaking hands. 

8. He hunts deer but just to have sex with them. Then he throws them back into the wild. 

9. He makes a bong out of your purse. 

10. His name is Phil Ratuliak. 

​11. He only speaks by turning around and pretending his butthole is talking. 

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