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Seven questions you need to ask on a first date.

4/9/2019

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Wish you could cut through the B.S. and find out who you’re really having “casual” drinks with because you connected through some culture-eradicating social media app?
 
The Intergalactic Business Report give you the seven questions you must ask if this is going to go anywhere. If the answer to any of these is “yes” then spill your drink on your crotch, excuse yourself, and jump out the bathroom window.
 

1. Porta-johns are so comfortable to take shits in. Have you ever taken a dump in a portable toilet? 

2. I think my next move is to look like I’ve done time in prison. Is that a neck tattoo? 

3. I like making two syllable words into one syllable words. Do you call champagne “champ”? 

4. I forgot my wallet. Are you expecting me to pay for any of this? 

5. Herpes is so rad. Do you have it? 

6. Sometimes I have sex with homeless people under that bridge outside. Do you? 

​7. I love raw dogging with randos. Do you ever use the terms “raw dogging” or “randos”?
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