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Study finds people know your social class in the first sentence you speak.

10/1/2021

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Afraid people might think you’re poor, uneducated, or super uneducated? Turns out people can figure out your social class based on the first words that come out of your mouth. 
 
This week, the Intergalactic Business Report follows science by releasing a fascinating new study* proving this out. If you use any of these sentences to open a conversation, you have given away your social class. 
 
 
“Do you have any Grey Poupon?”
 
“I live under that rock over there and I just came out to try to steal from you.”
 
“GRRRRR, ARGGHHHHH….. Boobies!”
 
“Me have first grade education—is pleasure to meat you.”
 
“Are you one of my servants because it’s hard for me to remember when you have as many servants as I do.”
 
“Mah pet Beaver chewed mah balls off, what’s yer name?”
 
“Does this jar say ‘Penis Butter’ cause I can’t read it right.”
 
“Pardon me, rube, but can you break a thousand-dollar bill—haw haw haw, huzzah!”
 
 
*If you’re not sure what a “study” is, it’s a thing where after it’s done, people can say, “there was this study done where,” and then they just say whatever. Also it’s science.

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