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This test will tell you immediately if you have dementia.

4/24/2021

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Dementia. It’s that thing you always worry you might have because every other article on the internet is about how you might have it. To ease your concerns, the Intergalactic Business Report developed this simple test to determine whether you are, indeed, demented.
 
The way it works is simple. Read the story below. It is about a rabbit and a dog who are best friends. Then answer three questions that will prove you are either fully cognizant or mentally beyond repair. People without dementia should be able to make sense of this story and easily answer the questions. If you can’t, well…
 
 
 
Easy dementia test.
 
Please read the story and answer the questions.
 
 
Derrick the Bear and Paul the Clown were terrible enemies. Red Bull. One day, Jeff found a rose in his back yard. She loved that show, “Family Ties,” mostly because of the way she touched Fred’s nipple.
 
Fast forward one hundred years or so. Biffy slung hate cereal at Murrow’s face. Yuck. Time for a smoke, Randy. 
 
 
Question one: When did Jake the bunny and Barney the dog first meet?
 
Question two: How many step siblings does Jake have?
 
Question three: Smurty bowl?

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