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We overheard Santa and Rudolph talking and this is what they said.

12/16/2020

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It’s not often you get to eavesdrop on a conversation between two famous creatures like Santa Claus and Rudolph. Listen in now:
 
SANTA: Hey.
 
RUDOLPH: Hey, man. What up?
 
SANTA: Not much. 
 
RUDOLPH: Cool. 
 
SANTA: What’re you doin’?
 
RUDOLPH: Nothin’. 
 
SANTA: Cool. 
 
RUDOLPH: Why are you always creeping around this barn?
 
SANTA: Just saying hi and stuff.
 
RUDOLPH: To all the reindeer?
 
SANTA: Yeah. 
 
RUDOLPH: You need to say hi every day?
 
SANTA: Why you being a dick right now?
 
RUDOLPH: How is that being a dick?
 
SANTA: I’m not allowed to say hi to reindeer now?
 
RUDOLPH: I didn’t say you weren’t allowed. You’re Santa or whatever.
 
SANTA: Yeah I am. And you’re a fucking reindeer.
 
RUDOLPH: Duh.
 
SANTA: Duh?
 
RUDOLPH: Yeah, duh.
 
SANTA: Whatever.
 
RUDOLPH: Hey, Santa?
 
SANTA: Yeah?
 
RUDOLPH: Hi.
 
SANTA: Hi?
 
RUDOLPH: That’s for tomorrow. Now you don’t have to come back. 
 
SANTA: Fuck you, man. 
 
RUDOLPH: Reindeer fucker.
 
SANTA: Me?
 
RUDOLPH: Yeah.
 
SANTA: (Just leaves and doesn’t say anything, like a total pussy). 
 
RUDOLPH: (Stands there like a boss and looks down at his huge reindeer dick).
 
​(Editor’s note: This transcript was submitted by Rudolph and is his personal account of what transpired during his conversation with Santa Claus. We stand by it as being 100% accurate.)

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