It’s not often you get to eavesdrop on a conversation between two famous creatures like Santa Claus and Rudolph. Listen in now:
RUDOLPH: Hey, man. What up?
SANTA: Not much.
SANTA: What’re you doin’?
RUDOLPH: Why are you always creeping around this barn?
SANTA: Just saying hi and stuff.
RUDOLPH: To all the reindeer?
RUDOLPH: You need to say hi every day?
SANTA: Why you being a dick right now?
RUDOLPH: How is that being a dick?
SANTA: I’m not allowed to say hi to reindeer now?
RUDOLPH: I didn’t say you weren’t allowed. You’re Santa or whatever.
SANTA: Yeah I am. And you’re a fucking reindeer.
RUDOLPH: Yeah, duh.
RUDOLPH: Hey, Santa?
RUDOLPH: That’s for tomorrow. Now you don’t have to come back.
SANTA: Fuck you, man.
RUDOLPH: Reindeer fucker.
SANTA: (Just leaves and doesn’t say anything, like a total pussy).
RUDOLPH: (Stands there like a boss and looks down at his huge reindeer dick).
(Editor’s note: This transcript was submitted by Rudolph and is his personal account of what transpired during his conversation with Santa Claus. We stand by it as being 100% accurate.)
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