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11 jokes only dumb people will understand.

1/24/2021

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Ever tell a funny joke only no one thinks it’s funny? That could be because you’re dumb and the other people in the room are too intelligent to comprehend what you’re saying. In an attempt to build a bridge between the smart and unsmart, the Intergalactic Business Report lists 11 common jokes only dumb people will understand. If you get these, you’re dumb. If you don’t, be kind and laugh at them when a dumb person recites them. 
 
 
JOKE ONE: “PFFFFFFT…. PFFFFFFFT…. PFFFFFTTTTT!”
 
JOKE TWO: “Turd…”
 
JOKE THREE: “Your mom is so ugly…”
 
JOKE FOUR: “Dog…”
 
JOKE FIVE: “My penis…”
 
JOKE SIX: “AHHHHHHHHHHH…”
 
JOKE SEVEN: “Poop…”
 
JOKE EIGHT: “Are you Hulk Hogan?”
 
JOKE NINE: “SCHNZZZZZZZ….”
 
JOKE TEN: “HEE HEE HEE HEE. LAUGH MOTHERFUCKER!”
 
JOKE ELEVEN: “Did you drop this?” WHACK! (Face slap needed for this one to work).

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