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11 your mom jokes for the Coronavirus age.

3/31/2020

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Although the Intergalactic Business Report is a serious publication whose goal is to inform the public with insights and news they will find nowhere else, we also believe that your mom jokes are the highest form of humor and can serve to alleviate frustration and anxiety during this difficult time. 
 
With this in mind, we finely crafted eleven your mom jokes for the Corona age. 
 

1. Epidemiologists say the greatest challenge they could face would be to stop the spread of your mom’s legs when she sees random men. 

2. When they said “shelter and place” your mom sheltered a cheesecake in her hands and placed it in her mouth. 

3. Your mom is so ugly her mask requested six feet of social distance. 

4. Your mom is so dumb that when they told her to “self-quarantine,” she ate four crackers.  

5. Your mom’s butt is so big that she has a quarantined family living inside it.  

6. Your mom has a six feet of separation rule where she separates a six-foot sub from a plate.  

7. Your mom didn’t need to stock up on toilet paper because she gave birth to a re-usable ass wipe. 

8. Originally, the social distancing guideline was 5 feet apart. Then the doctors saw your mom and said, can we make it six? 

9. Your mom’s butt is so big it can maintain six feet of social distance from her body. 

10. Doctors believe that the way to prevent future outbreaks will be to end the dangerous wet market in your mom’s crotch. 

​11. What’s the difference between Coronavirus and your mom? Some people have recovered from Coronavirus.
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