The good old days weren’t so great, so the Intergalactic Business Report rejoices in pointing out 8 types of people from the past who are no longer around today. Actually it really sucks that numbers 6 and 7 no longer exist. We don’t rejoice in that. Anyway, you get it. Obsolete people from 50 years ago: 1. Racist little league coach. 2. Hippie who finally figured out that being a hippie sucked and that he wanted to own things instead of living in a commune and sharing his girlfriend with the guys who showed up there without girlfriends because they’d never had one in real life. 3. On the run World War Two Nazi. 4. Accordion instructor. 5. Dentist who feels you up with his free hand while pretending to check your teeth with his other. 6. Burt Reynolds. 7. Pornstar who used to be a serious actor, kind of. 8. Macramé artist. |
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