British and Americans point out what’s weird about one another’s cultures and it’s weirder than weird.

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A recent Buzzfeed article collected questions British and Americans had about each other. We thought that sounded like an exercise that required little or no effort, so we did the same and interviewed both British and American people to see what they wanted answered about each other’s cultures. Here’s what we came up with. 
 
Question British people have for Americans.
“Oi, Guv’ner, me thinks I’ll ride me pirate ship o’er for some fish n chips?”
 
Question Americans have for British people.
“Is Bangers and Mash the British version of Tango and Cash?”
 
Question British people have for Americans.
“Why do Americans have such gigantic penises? How’s that even possible?”
 
Question Americans have for British people.
“What’s the deal with the small penis size of all the British? You’d think some of them would have dicks that weren’t tiny. I don’t get it.”
 
Question British people have for Americans.
“What the fuck is popcorn? And why do you eat it at movie theatres?”
 
Question Americans have for British people.
“Is Poppycock something you eat?”
 
Question British people have for Americans.
“Everything that comes out of my mouth sounds condescending and as if I’m a villain in a cartoon. But when I hear Americans speak, they just sound normal. How do you do that?”
 
Question Americans have for British people.
“The accent isn’t real, right? There’s no way you’d speak that way normally.”
 
Question British people have for Americans.
“Can I please move to your country and leave this place? I promise I’ll stop talking like this.”
 
Question Americans have for British people.
“Your money is the pound. If I take someone from England to pound town is that like going to the bank?”
 
Question British people have for Americans.
“Please sir, may I have more porridge?”

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