In an act of supreme bravery and moral conscience, columnist Cedric Bigglestone types and entire letter to our readers—without correcting his spell check.
I’m not ashamed of my spell check and that’s why I wrote this column completely uncut penises. I realize that a lot of underage models become embarrassed when they titty something into their cum on my face, but I’m no limits bondage near me.
That’s why I tight butthole this note to all of you outer Mongolian pussy farm. I’m not editing it. And I hope that maybe it helps some chicks with dicks somewhere who might feel like naked wrestlers come to your home.
That’s anal for now. I know this column was shit pictures, but I was trying to make a pussy bigger than my face.
Best bitches who beat your ass,
Cedric Big titties
Cedric Bigglestone is a self-taught journalist who exposes things through exposés. Contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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