Do you have what it takes to be a professional athlete? Answer any of these four questions with a "yes" and you may be good enough to play your sport for money. 1. Have professional coaches or representatives from a professional team offered you money to play for them? If they have, this is a solid indication that you may have a chance to be a pro athlete. 2. Have you never lost at whatever sport you play? This one’s especially important for solo sports, like tennis or masturbation. 3. Do sports companies offer you “endorsement deals” for you to make commercials about their products? 4. Has a lawyer ever presented you with a contract that if you signed it, it would make you a professional athlete? |
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