The Intergalactic Business Report’s singer/songwriter duo, Jeff Massengill and Summer Eve, release a blockbuster new song about how they plan to open their sex parts to coincide with America’s re-opening amidst the Coronavirus pandemic. While we can’t provide sound or melody, we are releasing the lyrics, below:
“So many weeks… So much time… I look down at my crotch… Is it still mine?”
“So many nights… I wondered when… My skanky friend… Hey how you been?”
“Need a little while to reacquaint…. With everything down there, even my taint…”
“It’s time to re-open… Time to unlock the latch… America’s open, and so is my snatch…”
“I thought I stopped baking cookies, but here’s a new batch. America’s open, and so is my snatch…”
“Lost my job drilling oil, down at the dock… Now I’m starting new drilling, this time with my cock…”
“The bank is foreclosing, I can’t get a loan… But they’ll never stop me from using my bone…”
“It’s time to re-open… Time to sing a new song… America’s open and so is my Schlong…”
“Time to shout at the sky, all the way up to Venus. America’s open and so is my penis.”
*Artist notes: REPEAT LIKE FORTY TIMES.
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