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Keeping you cultured for real

Reddit users revealed what celebrities are like in real life. Now Intergalactic Business Report readers do the same.

11/12/2021

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A recent article exposed celebrities by collecting insights from Reddit users who, through their power of intuition, are able to sense what celebrities are like in real life as opposed to the images they try to project. We thought this was so insightful that we asked Intergalactic Business Report readers to do the same. And, wow. Just… wow. We found out shit about celebrities you would never believe. See what we discovered below:
 
 
Kevin Hart. 
“I don’t know. He seems nice, but then that’s probably just an act. When I look at him, there’s something behind his eyes that’s saying, ‘I’m a dick in real life.’”
 
-u/moneyshot69
 
Ryan Reynolds.
“He’s Canadian, but then he acts American? Fake.”
 
-u/edmountaineer
 
Paris Hilton.
“She’s smart and not dumb. I can tell.”
 
-u/freewaystreaker
 
Gordon Ramsay.
“He yells at people on all his shows, but there’s no way he can yell 24 hours a day so there’s probably a time when he’s not and he seems nice.”
 
-u/ballsquezzzzzer
 
Ryan Reynolds.
“He’s always smiling in photos and if he’s not, he’s just kind of staring at you or something. Creepy.”
 
-u/edmountaineer
 
Country singers.
“The vast majority of country singers don’t even fuck their cousins.”
 
-u/manballzzz420
 
The Rock.
“Just a total gut feeling and no proof to back this up whatsoever, but I’m pretty sure he fucks stray cats.”
 
-u/catfucker247
 
Ryan Reynolds.
“He seems like the kind of guy who has a lot of celebrity friends who won’t talk to you because they don’t know you.”
 
-u/edmountaineer
 
JLo.
“I don’t know…I think she’s different in real life than when I see her portraying characters in movies and singing and stuff.”
 
-u/wizardboner4u
 
Ryan Reynolds.
“He acts like he’s nice, but just try to contact him by typing his name into your cheap ass Mint Mobile phone. He’s never there.”
 
-u/edmountaineer
 
Kanye West.
“He sings songs and stuff. No way is he like that in real life.”
 
-u/buttstuffing
 
Ryan Reynolds.
“I have poops that are less stuck up than Ryan Reynolds.”
 
-u/edmountaineer
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