Reddit users revealed what celebrities are like in real life. Now Intergalactic Business Report readers do the same.
A recent article exposed celebrities by collecting insights from Reddit users who, through their power of intuition, are able to sense what celebrities are like in real life as opposed to the images they try to project. We thought this was so insightful that we asked Intergalactic Business Report readers to do the same. And, wow. Just… wow. We found out shit about celebrities you would never believe. See what we discovered below:
“I don’t know. He seems nice, but then that’s probably just an act. When I look at him, there’s something behind his eyes that’s saying, ‘I’m a dick in real life.’”
“He’s Canadian, but then he acts American? Fake.”
“She’s smart and not dumb. I can tell.”
“He yells at people on all his shows, but there’s no way he can yell 24 hours a day so there’s probably a time when he’s not and he seems nice.”
“He’s always smiling in photos and if he’s not, he’s just kind of staring at you or something. Creepy.”
“The vast majority of country singers don’t even fuck their cousins.”
“Just a total gut feeling and no proof to back this up whatsoever, but I’m pretty sure he fucks stray cats.”
“He seems like the kind of guy who has a lot of celebrity friends who won’t talk to you because they don’t know you.”
“I don’t know…I think she’s different in real life than when I see her portraying characters in movies and singing and stuff.”
“He acts like he’s nice, but just try to contact him by typing his name into your cheap ass Mint Mobile phone. He’s never there.”
“He sings songs and stuff. No way is he like that in real life.”
“I have poops that are less stuck up than Ryan Reynolds.”
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