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Ten new phrases the Coronavirus has brought us.

4/21/2020

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The Great Depression brought us terms like “boondoggling” and “reacharounds.” Now the Corona Age has brought us ten new sayings that define this era. Here they are:
 
 
1. “I’m talking to you guys on Zoom because it’s a quarantine, but I’ve never ever had the desire to speak with you about anything before this.” 

2. “My booger cave is full and I can’t do anything about it.”
 

3. “Touch my fucking face and I’ll kill you.”
 

4. “That mask isn’t regulation.”
 

5. “Fucking joggers…”
 

6. “Don’t tell me who won Super Bowl XVII. It’s on again tonight.”
 

7. “How many fucking feet are you from me right now?”
 

8. “You are totally non-essential.”
 

9. “If you try to shake my hand, I’ll cut your fucking arm off.”
 

​10. “No way are those people in the park related.”
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