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Keeping you cultured for real

The movie leaving Netflix this month that you need to watch before it leaves and it’s gone (after this month) in a few days (this week) so watch it now.

9/27/2020

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Oh. My. God. There’s a movie on Netflix that’s ending soon. And. You. Didn’t. See. It. Don’t worry though. The Intergalactic Business Report will tell you about it so you can tune in immediately and not miss out on something that could change the way your brain works while you shift your butt cheeks on your couch. 
 
But instead of just telling you what this movie is, we want to explain why it’s so great.
 
Why it’s so great.
This film is so great because it’s the kind of movie where you watch it and it brings you feelings about it and then you’re like, “Wow, I’m glad I watched that before Netflix took it away from me.”
 
Why you NEED to watch it NOW. 
You need to watch it right now because Netflix is going to pull it off their service in a matter of days. Even though watching this movie is one of the greatest things you could do in your fucking life, Netflix is going to take it the fuck away from you. 
 
Why would Netflix fucking do that?
Why indeed? Why the fuck would Netflix want you to suffer when it clearly has the most awesome movie ever just sitting there for you to see? Is it because Netflix is evil or something? Are they trying to punish us?
 
So, Netflix is punishing us?
Yes. They decided that if they offered a movie this great and your dumb ass didn’t watch it, then they were going to take it away, probably forever, just to make you feel like shit for not spending your time watching it.
 
What happens if you don’t watch it?
Then Netflix wins? And you suck? Those should have been statements and not questions.
 
Why are you sitting there when you could watch this movie?
Because we didn’t tell you what it is? Read below.
 
You don’t get to know what it is because…
Because you should be more responsible for your Netflix queue. Why the fuck don’t you already know what movie it is? You should. You totally should. Because it’s the best fucking movie ever. And it’s leaving. Soon. Like in a couple days. Figure it out. Jesus.
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