Twitter is blowing up over a Netflix release that could be the scariest, most deranged work of cinematography known to humankind. Here are the responses: @Dickweed69: “After watching this, I feel like my balls moved from my nut area into my mouth area. Shit! My balls are in my mouth?” @therealburgerdaddy: “Don’t watch this movie unless you want to feel like someone removed your brain, peed all over it, put it back, then took it out again, then pooped all over it, and then finally put it back again and said, ‘Think!’” @Jeffmcstuffin: “My girlfriend made me watch this movie and when it was over we tried to murder each other.” @Dillfarmer420 “You can’t imagine how much your life can change after watching one movie on Netlix, but this one f-cked up mine for real. That scene where the guy’s trying to poop and then that thing is inside is butt…. I stopped pooping. Now I need surgery.” @Dildocreamer6 “I watch Netflix movies and then spend time tweeting about them. Yeah. I actually do that. I get done watching. Then I feel like people will actually be interested in what I have to say in 280 characters or less. I feel like I’m getting close to that limit with this one…” @Horrorfan4ever “Warning: DO NOT WATCH! Just don’t. It is so freaky that when you’re done watching shit on your body will start falling off. I only have one hand left that I’m typing with right now and it’s about to come off too… fadoaifda;sojg.” @Ballsdeepintoyou “Before I watched this movie, I was just a guy whose handle was Ballsdeepintoyou, which is something I made up to sound cool but also let a certain girl know I was super into her. But after watching the movie I’m a warlock.” @Scaremespankme22 “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” @workingonlife89 “hey @Ballsdeepintoyou. I turned into a warlock too. Wtf?” @punkinhunter12 “I fart on face. Make big fart. On face.” |
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